Jumbotron Message

Thanks for your interest in the purchase of a jumbotron message! This is a personal message for friends, family, partner(s), gaming groups, etc. that will be read at the end of an episode of The City That Never Dies. It is NOT an advertisement space! For advertising, please check out our Episode Sponsorship opportunities.

When you send in your message, keep the following rules in mind:

  1. No more than 120 words.
  2. Personal messages only: no advertisements for products, websites, or media of any kind.
  3. No hateful, bigoted, or offensive language.

If you violate rules 1 and/or 2, you’ll be given a second chance to resubmit. Violating rule 3 will result in your jumbotron opportunity being immediately revoked, no second chances.

After we receive your message and verify that it meets the requirements, we will send you an invoice for the total amount. It will need to be paid in full before it can be scheduled and read.

The cost for each message is $75. However, due to Rhi’s debilitating hatred of puns, we have also instituted a pun tax, officially known as the Richard Kruetz-Landry Honorary Pun Tax. Each pun included will cost an extra $5. The more puns you make Rhi read, the more it will cost–but also, the more you’ll be able to support the show.

Visit the Jumbotron Message form!